Series 1, Episode 6
Flood Title
Air date 14 December 1982
Written by Ben Elton, Rik Mayall and Lise Mayer
Directed by Paul Jackson
Episode Guide

With none of the quartet noticing a medieval execution in their back garden, there is initial tranquility in the house, with Neil randomly hitting himself in the face with a frying pan, and Vyvyan reading one of Rick's "SS Death Camp Batallion go to Monte Cassino for the Massacre" war comics, leading to an argument with Rick over the comic's content. After Neil prepares to go on a shopping trip for "Everything except Green Globules and Super Mousse, Vyvyan mentions that he had concocted a 'homicidal axe-wielding maniac' potion disguised in a Coca-Cola can, that transforms the drinker into said person, under the guise of a cure "For not being a homicidal axe-wielding maniac", to which Vyvyan mentions the potential size of the market for such an invention.

However, the monsoon-like rain outside soon traps everyone in the house and a game of hide and seek gets underway to pass the time. During this time, the house takes on a Narnia-esque feel, with a lion tamer in Mike's bedroom and Vyvyan finding a witch in a sleigh lurking in a new world at the back of the wardrobe, where he was hiding. But all that - plus the sharks at the window and the arson attack on Rick's bedroom - becomes irrelevant as Mr. Balowski arrives, unwittingly drinks Vyvyan's potion, and goes on the hunt. As Mike, Rick and Vyvyan prepare to kill Neil for food with an electric hedge trimmer, Mr. Balowski breaks down the door to Neil's room with an axe, screaming "Heeere's JERTZE!" leading to the group trying to escape him. After tricking Mr. Balowski into entering Mike's room, which was being rented out to Bobby the Lion Tamer and his man-eating lions, the group notice that the flood waters are subsiding.

Basic informationEdit

Flood was the sixth episode of British sitcom The Young Ones. It was written by Ben Elton, Rik Mayall and Lise Mayer, and directed by Paul Jackson. It was first aired on BBC2 on 14 December 1982 and was the final episode of the first series.


  • The episode also features their landlord Jerzei Balowski (Alexei Sayle), a character who was appearing for the second time during the first series, and would appear once more in total.
  • The monks at the medieval execution at the beginning are chanting 'Dominus ad nauseam', which means 'The Lord to nausea'.
  • SPG has an olive branch in his mouth at the end, a biblical reference (Genesis 8:11) to the dove in the story of Noah.
  • This episode was the only one not to feature a band performing mid-show; the lion-tamer provided the "cabaret" instead.
  • The episode ended by showing Vyvyan's hamster, SPG, floating on a discarded McEwan's Lager can on the flood waters, as if to prove he had survived Vyvyan's angry outburst which led to him throwing him outside. Therefore this did not rule out SPG's return in a future episode.


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